Well I'll be damned

I got pretty tired of studying for my economics exam (and worrying about the house being blown away), and found this instead

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If I were a NetHack monster, I would be a dwarf. I enjoy using expensive, high-quality equipment, and I'm not afraid to work hard to get it.

Which NetHack Monster Are You?

By the way, what is it about me that 27-year old females from y3v3w find so irresistable on ICQ?